Twitter has become the match.com for teenagers B dudes log on everyday with the intentions of finding a new chick to tweet,follow, then hopefully DM by the end of the night and i know because i must admit I myself am one of those guys i wake up,thank god, then hop on twitter and go STRAIGHT to my "who to follow" section and follow the 3 cutest chicks i can find yep.
Now with that being said if you have a girlfriend her having a twitter can be very stressful and frightening but i'm here to help you realize if your girl is cheating on you through the wonderful walls of twitter.
"Now following": If A dude sends your girl a tweet saying "now following" and she retweets it and follows him you better schedule A emergency date fast and make her remember why she is yours before she starts looking for another team to switch too.
"The retweet" If your girl retweets a dude more then 3 times in the same day she want's him and she is indirectly letting him know that she is up for grabs that she is willing to pull a lebron james and take her talents elsewhere.
"simple tweets" Sometimes simple tweets will do it if you click on your girl profile and see the same twitter name 10 times in a hour span you need to follow dude to let him know "I see you tweeting my girl"
"Check your dm": by this point you have lost her you just haven't been notified that you were drop yet we all know what goes on when it comes to twitter DM's i mean what is he saying to your girl that he can't say on a regular timeline? ill tell you what he's saying. . . he's copy and pasting drakes marvin room lyrics to your queen.
If your shorty is doing any of the above you need to grab her cell phone and delete her twitter quick fast and in a hurry.
OH YEAH small disclaimer: if a chick text you then sends you another text because you didn't respond fast enough she's psycho and has a chucky doll in her closet change your number and twitter bio asap well thats it for me until next week remember forward this all cute chicks on your facebook friend list.
@nicknervies
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