I'd date you if you were old enough

Well this is my first Blog surely wont be my last see i value my follower count and a sure fire way to see that number disappear is spamming timelines and what i have to say is gonna take a lot more then 140 characters.

I'm on blog spot simply because i refuse to walk through those deadly gates of the depressing world of tumblr smh i cant do it B. . . but enough of the intro let me get to the point of this blog.

The "I'd date you if you were older" line has been haunting dudes under 18 all across world there is nothing like talking to the chick you've been sending outrageous amounts of thirst too then having her tell you she would date you if you were older.

The fact that your age cant be changed tells you one thing. . . .you will NEVER date her B this line will have you hating your birthday every year it will have you sitting at your kitchen table at 3 am eating pops cereal with a magic eraser trying to change the date on your birth certificate. . . it will have you asking your mom and dad to re calculate the day you were conceived.

there are some dudes out there who take this line out of context simply thinking "she said she would date me if i was older which means she likes me just not my age" . . . .naaa fam if she really liked you she would grab a phone book and memorize the number to 8 lawyers for when she gets arrested for those dating a minor charges B.


well thats enough of "things i cant say on twitter" surely won't be the last


@nicknervies