before i get to the actual topic at hand i'm just gonna let all you beautiful young ladies know if you write me on twitter and tell me you like my blog we're girlfriend and boyfriend afterwards.
Alright Look just like girls give us guys signals that they want us they also give us signs that we should just give up play some xbox and listen to "so far gone" by drake yes i myself get hit with these curves it happens though even to the best of us if you run into any of the following lines she's not interested.
"aww you're so cute": ever been sitting down texting a girl Send shorty a compliment and all she replies with is a "aww you're so cute" HUHHHHH?!?! Teddy bears are cute, Babies are cute man when this landed in my text inbox i turned off "welcome 2 the jungle" by jay-z and kanye west and paused the nfl game and marinated in my own sorrow the "aww you so cute" lines means 1 thing and 1 thing only she doesn't take you or anything you say serious. . . to her you are just a little kid with a crush on her regardless of your age.
"Why do you like me" when i heard this line i wanted to rent a helicpoter and sky dive through the roof of this chicks house if she liked you she wouldn't care why you liked her or not this line means she doesn't like but she'd like to hear you to send her a 3 paragraph text full of compliments.
I'm glad to have you as a friend: Ok this is the worst of them all i had this line thrown at me last night i was sitting here listen to "ocean gang splash" by soulja boy drinking some kool-aid had my snpaback turned backwards decided i was gonna let this chick know just how dope her twitter icon once. . .i jumped in her dm box and sent a outrageous amount of compliments and then it happened. . . .i saw that red icon pop up on my iphone saying "1 new DM" i just knew i was in there then i read the message "awww thank you nick your such a great friend" smh i almost logged onto tumblr after reading that crap. . .i got in my car drove to baskin robbins and sat in the parking lot eating my butter pecan ice cream and listening to "the weekend" smh.
"Why do you like me" when i heard this line i wanted to rent a helicpoter and sky dive through the roof of this chicks house if she liked you she wouldn't care why you liked her or not this line means she doesn't like but she'd like to hear you to send her a 3 paragraph text full of compliments.
I'm glad to have you as a friend: Ok this is the worst of them all i had this line thrown at me last night i was sitting here listen to "ocean gang splash" by soulja boy drinking some kool-aid had my snpaback turned backwards decided i was gonna let this chick know just how dope her twitter icon once. . .i jumped in her dm box and sent a outrageous amount of compliments and then it happened. . . .i saw that red icon pop up on my iphone saying "1 new DM" i just knew i was in there then i read the message "awww thank you nick your such a great friend" smh i almost logged onto tumblr after reading that crap. . .i got in my car drove to baskin robbins and sat in the parking lot eating my butter pecan ice cream and listening to "the weekend" smh.
ightt that's it for today but before i go i just gotta say. . . .its 2011 miley cyrus filed a restraining order on me,luke walton is still the nba,and burger king doesn't sell oreo cookie shakes anymore with all that being said there is no reason dudes should be tweeting about basketball wives while football is on.
OH and i knowwww Mark zuckerberg doesn't think he's escaping my slander anybody who likes the new facebook layout buys their cell phones from the gas station.
@nicknervies
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