Thursday, September 8, 2011

Signs you need to report her as spam:



Alright i'm back for blog number 2 after the success of blog number 1 (by success i mean the outrageous amount of girls who told me they liked my blog" i've decided to make this a weekly event so every thursday ill be giving you my interesting views on life so with that being said let me turn "made men" by rick ross and drake up and dive head first into this blog.

Ever been sitting down scrolling down your wonderful timeline on twitter then come across a girl tweeting ashanti or keisha cole lyrics?,

How about shorty who has had the same twitter icon for 4 months?

and the worst one's of all chicks who constantly post their bbm pins/skypes.

All of these women need to be stopped A simple unfollow will not do it you have to and i repeat HAVE  to report these type of women as spam for the good of all twitter.

1. chicks who tweet ashanti/keisha cole lyrics are hurt,depressed, and unemotionally stable. . i came to the conclusion that ashanti made stalker anthems when i heard the lyrics "I couldn't breathe if he ever said he would//get on my knees until they are bloody red baby please" Ever since then i have run 500 feet away from any chick playing ashanti music these are the chicks most likely to sleep outside your house with cold pop tarts B"

2. Sigh. . .the chick who doesn't change her icon i've had to place a lot of girls in the spam vault for this very problem if i see the same icon for so long it makes me think that's the only cute picture of you that you own, we call these women "Right angle chicks"

3. Ok if you choose to let to first 2 signs slide by you its cool but you ABSOLUTELY have to report any chick you see with a bbm pin/skype name anywhere near her profile. . . No beautiful chick is gonna just hand her bbm/skype to any and every dude in the twitter world,celebrities don't give out their phone numbers why? because alot of people want to talk to them same applies too females,

I am willing to bet any amount of money that the chick in the icon isn't really her she in fact might be a he who is a linebacker for USC.

Well that's all i can give you well for free anyway I seriously hope you dudes take my advice and start blocking all chicks who engage in any of the 3 acts i just described.

OH before i go remember dudes with mohawks in 2011 don't care about life and will run you over with a battery operated escalade from toys r us smh.

@nicknervies

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